party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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