Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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