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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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