Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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