PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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