she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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