Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
