OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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