i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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