i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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