Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Randomize
