p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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