do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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