when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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