You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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