in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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