Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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