google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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