there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just saw a hot homeless man
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Is Oprah even human
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
