Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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