It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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