Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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