Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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