So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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