Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She needs sedatives and a leash
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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