p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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