eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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