My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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