The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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