a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just tell him i said nine months
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I'm really busy with my period
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