Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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