Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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