I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
How does it feel to date your dad?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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