eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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