I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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