Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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