It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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