anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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