SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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