Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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