So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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