now i know why i became what i already was.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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