it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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