Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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