Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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