How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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