Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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