this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You have to summon your inner elephant
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
