why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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