Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Its about making memories worth repressing
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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