I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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