Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
