What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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