Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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