My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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