it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She's like a pop up book from hell.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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