your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't think brook has ever known best
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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