whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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